questions?

tag along, kids, for i've got life figured out.

dang it, even my ceiling has its fans! think also: birds, skies, and the ultimate source of energy.

damn them to tutorial hell.

uniformity, at times, is cool.

only standup comics do that. oh, and politicians, businesspeople, parents, and basically anyone alive for any amount of time on earth.

worse than before i was asked this question.