about

me? i am a big fan of asynchronousity. i like 0. thinking in systems, 1. asking questions that are classified "stupid", 2. footnotes, 3. snorlax the pokemon, and 4. going out of my bounds.

ps1 hagrid is my spirit animal.

achievements

• it has taken me 3+ years to finish rewriting this entire portfolio site (in 11ty) for the umpteenth time. you're viewing the 9th iteration (yes, i've been keeping track).
• i have read "my immortal: the fanfic" more than once without spiralling into non-existence.
• i am in a one-way friendship with pigeons and their babies. they fly away when i come at them to say hello. (why do they always do that? i have disney to blame for it.)
• i do not have ocd or a squirrel brain; i swear.

projects

here are some of the things i've authored/made:

• the truth factory: a collection of collectible cards about mundane things. (collect and commit them into your memory!)
• chapter 1: chapter 1's of a book written.
• imaginary books: books that don't exist yet somehow still disappoint.
• today i taught gpt: weekly minutes of meetings between chaos and curiosity.
• directionary: a collection of unconventional dictionary entries.
• the inevitability report: daily horoscope. 100% true.
• i don't want it: a reluctant memeoir
• they forced me to write a book
• genetically engineered babies: babies that are better than your neighbours’.

education

my parents have spent a shit ton of their resources on my tuition so that i see eye to eye with the world. (it's a personal choice that i avoid eye contact.)

basically, i've a cs degree that has not taught me how to fix a printer. stop asking, please!

currently

• learning to filter truths from bullshit.
• in the restricted section of the library, reading books that i'm not supposed to touch (or get near to).
• rearranging my desk (and someone's dental work).